I was getting ready to take my break when a little girl came running up to me and asked me for my autograph. I turned around with a very confused look on my face and asked her why she would like my autograph. I mean I do make one hell of a coffee but that could not be it. She looked me straight in the eye and said “Well you’re Steven Page from the Barenaked Ladies aren’t you?” I looked across the room at her parents who were giving me that “please even if you aren’t who she thinks you are just make our kid happy” sort of look, I felt I had to lie my ass off. I went down on one knee and spoke very softly so that only she could hear: “ I am Steven Page and I would love to give you an autograph but don’t let anyone else know. It is our little secret.” That little girl was so happy and her parents grateful that it made my week.